By now we all know Donald Trump is the most insane presidential candidate of all time. Some thing he’s a raving lunatic, others, totally certifiable. Yet, he still leads in many of the polls. But we have some dirt on the Donald that might just drop his ratings, and your vote for him, once you find out what they are …
He’s A Germaphobe
That’s right, Trump’s afraid of getting a little dirty. He’s so scared of germs; he avoids shaking hands as much as he can. Just imagine him meeting other word leaders for the first time, and refusing to shake their hands. Can you spell “International Incident”?
He Doesn’t Drin
Given the craziness that spills out of his mouth, you might be surprised to know that Trump doesn’t drink alcohol. Not even a drop. This might be because his older brother Fred died from an addiction to drinking.
His Real Name Is Drumpf
Donald’s real last name is Drumpf. Not Trump. Trump is the American version from what’s a very German name. Yes, Donald’s roots lay in Germany. Can you think of another president (ahem, dictator) that came from Germany?
Eats Pizza With A Fork & Knife
Donald Trump eats his pizza with a fork and knife. Gee, doesn’t sound very American to me. Someone check this guy’s records, will they!
He’s Actually Bad With Money
Trump Prides himself on his business savvy and money making abilities. But the truth of the matter is if he’d done nothing but invested the money his daddy left him (yes, you read right, his daddy made him rich) in an index fund, he’d be a multi-billionaire by now – which he’s not.
He Had His Own Board Game
Yup, Trump has his own board game called “The Game”. It was released back in 1989, and if you haven’t heard of it, it’s because it sucked, and sold quite poorly. Just like his board game, soon it’ll also be game over for Mr. Trump’s presidential campaign. Hopefully.
He Offered Obama Free Golf
It’s a well known fact that Trump doesn’t like Obama. In fact, he hates him – so much so – that he offered Obama a free lifetime of golf at his courses if he resigned as president.
He Has Insanely Small Hands
Haven’t you noticed Donald has the tiniest hands you’ll ever see in proportion to his body? Marco Rubio has, and even insinuated that another part of his body (yes, that part) might be just as small too. We think you’re onto something Mr. Rubio.